Oh sweet jesus
Hello. My life is a mess. Too many things to deal with. Why does it have to be so damn complicated. How are you meant to deal with an ex who is HARD work and a man who doesn't like your ex. and 101 people who all want something from you. Oh my. Any advice????
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phoenix on
Yes. Watch Office Space, stat. In the hypnosis scene, get hypnotized right along with him and start wearing Hawaiian shirts and jeans, sweats, or whatever you're most comfortable in to work. And if that doesn't work, take your least favorite piece of office equipment, the one that gives you the most trouble, out into a field and beat it senseless with a baseball bat while playing gangsta rap. And if that doesn't work, flip people off who piss you off. And if that doesn't work, just do what Milton did and set fire to the building.
I believe the other stuff, the relationship stuff, should look easier after these minor attitudinal adjustments. :)
I believe the other stuff, the relationship stuff, should look easier after these minor attitudinal adjustments. :)
